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		<title>PUNJAB BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[PART A ( Questions 1 to 19) [This one's slightly more difficult than last year's] 1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (only alphabet are allowed, no numeric digits or &#8220;_&#8221; allowed) 2. Sex? ( ) Male ( ) Female ( ) Sardar 3. What&#8217;s your age group? ( ) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PART A ( Questions 1 to 19)</p>
<p> [This one's slightly more difficult than last year's]</p>
<p> 1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (only alphabet are allowed, no numeric digits or &#8220;_&#8221; allowed)</p>
<p> 2. Sex?<br />
 ( ) Male<br />
 ( ) Female<br />
 ( ) Sardar</p>
<p> 3. What&#8217;s your age group?<br />
 ( ) less than 0<br />
 ( ) equal to 0<br />
 ( ) greater than 0</p>
<p> 4. What is 2 + 2=?<br />
 ( ) FOUR<br />
 ( ) 4<br />
 ( ) IV</p>
<p> 5. If you have one brother, how many brothers does  your brother have?<br />
 ( ) none<br />
 ( ) one<br />
 ( ) question is too personal</p>
<p> 6. Complete the following sentence&#8230; (4 marks)<br />
 ______ ________ ________ _________ .</p>
<p> 7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year?</p>
<p> 8. Read the statement carefully and answer the following question: &#8220;My mother&#8217;s daughter&#8217;s brother&#8217;s mother&#8217;s mother&#8217;s<br />
 daughter&#8217;s husband&#8217;s wife is my mother herself&#8221;.</p>
<p> Q. How many times the word &#8220;mother&#8221; appears in the above statement?<br />
 ( ) None<br />
 ( ) some times<br />
 ( ) uncountable</p>
<p> 9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get:<br />
 ( ) One rupee?<br />
 ( ) 100 paise?</p>
<p> 10. Write an Essay on &#8220;MYSELF&#8221; in not more than three sentences&#8230;<br />
 (HINT: My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a _______(boy/girl). (I am writing an essay.)</p>
<p> 11. If the time is 3.00 a. m., what does your digital watch show?</p>
<p> 12. At what time does the 11.16 Indrayani Express come?</p>
<p> 13. What do you do on a honeymoon?<br />
 ( ) Collect Honey<br />
 ( ) Admire Moon<br />
 ( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon</p>
<p> 14. Earth is Flat?<br />
 ( ) True<br />
 ( ) Indeed True</p>
<p> 15. If A = B and B = C then is B = A?<br />
 ( ) TRUE<br />
 ( ) NOT FALSE<br />
 ( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS</p>
<p> 16. If you eat lunch during lunchtime, what will you have during dinnertime?</p>
<p> 17. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.</p>
<p> 18. Complete the following poem: Mary had a little lamb Little lamb little lamb_ (HINT: &#8220;.&#8221; or &#8220;@&#8221; or &#8220;^&#8221;)</p>
<p> 19. This is question number<br />
 ( ) 1<br />
 ( ) 19<br />
 ( ) 20 </p>
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