How to Cheat on a Test

Go to the toilet, and choose a specific stall. One that you’re sure you’ll remember.
Go inside, lock the door, and open the top for the toilet tank. Usually, the water level doesn’t fill the tank all the way, so use that dry space to tape your notes to.
Ask to go to the bathroom during the exam, after you’ve finished doing all the questions you know. If you’re not allowed, ask to be searched to assure them you have no cheat sheet or cheating method of any kind. They can even escort you to the bathroom if they like.
Go into the stall you chose, lock the door, and take a look at the notes.
Flush when you’re done, to make it sound authentic, and go back and write down the rest of the test.
Go back to the stall after the exam to destroy the evidence.
Oriental Language Method
Do you know an oriental language such as Japanese, Korean or Chinese? If so, this is the technique for you! Note: This works best if you are not oriental yourself. You must prepare this the night before the exam.

First figure out what you want to write down in ENGLISH.
Once you have decided what to write, take a pen and write your notes on the back of your hand in your oriental language (if you are writing Japanese but are only really familiar with katakana then write in english e.g. conclusion becomes konkurushon.). Try to be creative and make it look like the characters are just decoration.
Go to the bathroom and rub the pen off a little – but make sure you can still read it!
Check later on in the evening that you can still understand your writing.
On the day of the test wear long sleeves so that it is not TOO obvious you have writing on your hand.
Voila! You’re set! Teachers never suspect an oriental language!
Foot Signals Method
This one is recommended for multiple choice tests featuring letters or numbers. #Find a smarter classmate who will let you cheat from him/her. Agree some foot signals beforehand:

One quiet step of a foot means A or 1.
Two steps means B or 2.
Tapping your feet using your toes means by 10, and tapping your feet using your sides means by 5.
Hat Method
This involves a hat, small handwriting, and a good look of frustration on your face.

Get the “this will never work” look on your face.
Take your hat off to wipe your brow with your sleeve. Your concealed page of notes should be visible inside the hat, where your forehead sits.
Rubber Band Method
This is best for formula etc., and is done quite simply.

Take a wide rubber band, stretch it out really widely and place books inside to keep it from getting small again.
Write your notes/cheats on the stretched out rubber with a black ballpoint pen, making sure to write your letters as close as possible, while it’s stretched out. #Let it return to its original size, and the notes will just look like black boxes, not cheats.
Wear the rubber band as a bracelet to your test, and when you need the answers, just stretch the rubber band out, and when done, let it snap back.
Calculator Method
For tests allowing calculators, use any sort of text based memory to record all the equations, notes, theorems, proofs, etc. Create a fake, password protected program and use the text box. No teacher will ever be able to access it. However, most exams do not allow programmable calculators and invigilators may check.

The MP3: The excuse: “I did all my studying listening to my music, so ‘state-dependent’ theory says…blah blah blah”. Anyway, with a cheap microphone, do a voice recording of any and all notes you could need for the exam. Keep every chapter, section, etc. on a different track so it can be easily accessed. Store the audio file on the music player. If listening is not allowed, put an earphone up your sleeve, or wear a hood. (It is easy to conceal a small earphone without a conspicuous hood if you have long hair.)
The MP3 revisited: Write whatever notes you need in a text file and put it on your media player (may require software) or create an image file of the notes and load it. Wear a pair of baggy jeans to school. Make sure your desk is directly behind the person in front of you. Put your feet up against the back legs of the seat in front of you with your knees high to conceal your lap. Place player in your lap with your fly open. If your teacher comes near or suspects you, slide it into your pants. (Note: works best for teachers of the opposite sex, particularly girls with male teachers.) Alternatively, some players have a feature which allows you to write lyrics for songs – this feature can be used to store information on tests.
The take-home test: So, you sat down and, well, you’re screwed. What do you do? (Keep in mind, this is a rarity, but has worked. It takes knowing the teacher’s tendencies.) Take the test home with you. Do not turn it in. Get help, and finish the test at home. Bring it back to class with you for the next lecture, along with several different colored pens and markers. When you see his/her grading method, color, style… grade your own test. Either s/he recollects the tests to record them, and you’re money, or… when the end of the semester comes around, and you have no score recorded, you can bring in evidence that you actually took the test and got graded on it. (Note: This one can get you in serious trouble… not for the light-hearted). If you don’t feel like doing that simply don’t turn the test in and claim that they lost it. Ask to retake it on a later date.
Bathroom Cheat: This is the easiest way not to get caught. Simply have a calculator or some exam notes in your pocket and while taking the test, write questions down on a piece of scrap paper. Then go to the bathroom, whip out the cheats and work out your answers. You could also leave the notes/calculator hidden in the toilets beforehand. Please note that teachers are catching on to this so it might not work or they might not even let you go.
Essay tests: Well, this is a brick wall in the cheating world. You can either try to copy or BS your way through it, but one thing will get you the points. Teachers are usually looking for specific words or phrases to be used, and they usually tell you them in class the day before the test. Know the teacher, know the buzz-words, and be able to BS it well. Sorry, no silver bullet here. Or who may know. Keep your info in mind. Get some plasters or stickers. Write down your information on the sticky side of them.Stick them on your hand, wrist or arm on exam day. When the test comes, all you’ll have to do is lift up the plaster to reveal the answer!
“Whoops” Technique: If you know what is on the test (you have a copy from another student) or you know exactly what will be on it (ask other students) write a good version, then keep it with you and don’t let it get folded etc. When you get the actual test, write some stuff on it and pretend to be thinking (or scrambling if it is a different version). Just before tests are collected, pull out your original copy and stash the other; turn in the good test. If it is a different version, you may still be able to get away with it; just turn in the wrong one and when/if the teacher asks, say it was the one they gave you, and stick to that (this works best for essay type tests).
Hidden Cheat: Write out your exam notes before the test, and slip the paper into the shaft of your pen. Then, during the test, you can just take apart your pen and read the information needed. Make sure you don’t get seen. This method can work even better if your pen has a clear shaft.
Gum Wrapper: Before the test buy some gum – not in a package, but some that comes individually wrapped. Open the package and CAREFULLY unwrap a stick of gum. Take a small sheet of paper, write your info and put it under the gum, rewrapping the stick. Put it back in the pack on top and take a few out so it looks like a pack you’ve had for a few days. During the exam, when the proctor isn’t looking, eat the gum and read your info. Pretend to get tired of the stick and put it back in the wrapper so you “destroy” your cheat notes and thus don’t get caught. Additionally, get a pack of gum that comes in a tin, like ice breakers sours gum/mints. Cut out a circular piece of paper the size of the tin and open the “to share” side to read the notes. Only have a few pieces of gum in there, though, so that you won’t look suspicious when you throw it away. (Note: works even better under the padding of Altoids.)
Band-Aid: This usually only works with small notes, and if you are an athlete (football, skateboarding) this works even better. Get the biggest band-aid you can without it making it look like it was on purpose. Put it on your elbow or knee. Write the some notes on the cloth like part of the band-aid, red (blood), brown (dried blood), or yellow/green (pus) works best, but you could really use any color. Then, when it’s test time, itch the band-aid. Then, act like you’re going to fix your band-aid. Pretend you’re looking at the wound, but don’t pull it completely off (you don’t have a wound!). Look at the answers. Do not take the band-aid off during school! They will obviously see you’re faking.
Desk Cheat: Before the test, (make sure the teacher isn’t in the room when you do this – try the day before the test) get a good sheet of notes, formulas, complicated questions and answers, etc. and have it all summarized on a sheet of paper. Take the sheet and glue/tape it on to the bottom of the desk that you KNOW that you will be sitting at. During the test, simply drop your pencil under the desk, reach for it, look up and enjoy your answers (do not stare for too long or the teacher might notice).
Desk Cheat 2: print out a small strip of paper the thickness of the desk with the answers and put small strips of tape on the ends. When in the class for the test, tape the paper to the edge of the desk closest to you, and if the teacher walks by, cover it with your arm.
Desk Cheat 3: before class, when the teacher isn’t there all you have to do is write formulas etc. on the desk in pencil. It works best in the back of class and is very discreet. If the teacher walks by just slide your paper over it. It is also very hard to see unless you are close to it. When class is over you can simply erase the notes. (This works extremely well with light colored desks and pencil; use of pen isn’t recommended.)
Note-card cheat: If you vaguely know what will be on the test beforehand, write very small on both sides of a few note-cards. Write everything you want to know for the test. What usually helps to limit the information is to study half of what you need to know, and write down the other half. On the day of the test, wear a sweatshirt with long sleeves. Slip the note cards into the sleeve. When you get the test, slip the note cards from your hand, to the second or third page of the test. When you go to look at the cards, it will look like you just are looking at pages ahead. When you actually get to the page on the test where the note cards are, slip them back into your sleeve and slip them on to another page. Near the end of the test, slip the note cards back into your sleeve. (NOTE: This only works on multiple page tests.)
Note-Belt Cheat: Make sure you have a belt, and cut out a piece of paper slightly shorter than the belt is tall/wide, and about 6-10 inches long. Write out all of your notes on this piece of paper (one side only), then attach it to the inside of your belt. Come test-day, make sure you have this belt on you, and it is relatively loose. When you want to read the notes, simply suck in your gut, and read from the inside of your belt. Note: this may work better if you tuck in your shirt beforehand, so that it does not seem odd that you are lifting up your shirt.
Finger Nail Cheat:(may require medium-long finger nails.) Make sure you use a pencil (best results are with at most a 0.5mm lead pencil). Write any information really small on your finger nail. Teachers don’t think about checking your finger nails, plus, it blends with your nail color and you can easily see it as the lead will reflect some light. Best of all, by simply wiping your nail to another finger, you can wipe off the writing!
Sleeved-Shirt Cheat: Wear a long-sleeved shirt that can easily be rolled up or moved. Using an unnoticeable pen, write formula or key facts that you are sure will be on the test on your forearm. Try to sit in an area where a person of larger size may block you from the teacher’s vision. Try not to obviously check your forearm, but pretend that you have some sort of itch and you are scratching your forearm.
Water Bottle Cheat: Get a water bottle and very carefully remove the label/wrapper that wraps around the middle of the bottle. If it is thick enough, write your cheat-sheet/notes on the back of the label (the white part that sticks to the bottle) or attach the label to a sheet of thin paper with a glue stick or tape. Re-attach the label to the bottle. If you look through the bottle at the right angle, you will be able to read your notes through the clear water within it.
Trash Can Cheat: Type (so your teacher cannot recognize your handwriting if caught) some notes (in a large font) on a sheet of paper. Attach some tape to the back of the paper and act like you’re throwing it away but really stick it to one side of the inside of the trash can. Then, during a test, act like you’re going to throw away something (or spit out gum, sharpen pencil, whatever) and look at your garbage can notes while you’re there. When the test is over, rip off the sheet and throw it away.
Sign Language Cheat: (only works with multiple choice exams; requires a friend and some planning) Get your friend’s attention in a predetermined way (eg: coughing, whistling, knocking, stretching, etc.). Tell them the number of the question you are stuck on by using your fingers on one hand. (For example, ONE by sticking out your index finger immediately followed by TWO by sticking out your index and middle finger together would mean question #12. You can do numbers greater than 4 by using your thumb to denote a plus sign. For example, index-middle + index-middle-ring + thumb + index-middle-ring-pinky = question #27.) In response, your friend can give you the answer to the question by showing you his thumb (A), index (B), middle (C), ring (D), or pinky (E) finger, or by placing their pencil in a predetermined position for each answer.
“Musical Cheat”: (Only works for Band, Orchestra, and possibly Gym, in rare cases) LISTEN UP! THIS IS NOT FOR THOSE WITH SENSITIVE HANDS! DO NOT USE THIS CHEAT UNLESS YOU ARE DESPERATE! Rub, scratch, or bang your hand (whatever you have to do to get it red, don’t hurt yourself). When it looks red and irritated, go to the nurse’s office (works best with REALLY gullible nurses) and say you just slammed your hand in your locker (Convincingly! Even if the nurses are gullible, most of them are not totally dumb! Don’t over do it either, just look upset and pained). They will most likely give you ice (which will make your hand even more red!). Go to your Orchestra or Band teacher and explain to them how you slammed your hand in a locker and are now in serious pain. Unless they are totally EVIL (like most are) they won’t make you play your cello, oboe, French Horn, or viola. You can then kick back, relax, and watch the rest of the class suffer as they play Symphony Number Nine. You can do this for Gym to, but Gym teachers usually are a little more strict about injuries and more likely to force you to participate anyway.
Body Parts Cheat: Get a pen (red works best as it blends best with skin tone) and write little notes on any area of skin on your body. The ankles are good if you wear jeans and can cross your legs. The wrists are good if you can write on your veins with blue pen. On the inside of your thighs you can write formulas if you wear shorts. One of the best places to put crib notes are on your hands, for several reasons: *1) You will be using them during the whole test, *2) It is easy to hide with another hand or a shirt sleeve. Write short notes on the lines and wrinkles of your palm, the sides of the fingers, or the little piece of skin between your fingers.
Calculator Legs Cheat: In your maths exam, just put your calculator in between your legs and whenever you need to use it, type in the sum and pretend you are rotating your neck so you can glance at your calculator to see the answer. Practice beforehand so you know where all the buttons are.
Sleeve Note Cheat: Get a small piece of paper and write all your notes up beforehand. On the day of the test just slip it into your jumper sleeve, and when you need it just pull a small portion of it out, look at it under the desk, put it back into your sleeve and keep writing! Easy.
The Hoodie Cheat: Tape a piece of paper with your note on it inside a baggy hoodie and during the test when you are in big trouble pull it off and as you do so look at the note taped on the inside. When you in trouble later just put it back on. This works best in long tests where you can leave 15-30 minutes or so between checking notes for safety.
Older Student: Memorize the answers to a test from an older version of the test given or sold to you by an older student. This is almost infallible, and will also help you learn if you do the test yourself beforehand.
In-Desk Cheat: (only works if you are not in total view of the teacher). Have your notebook with all your math questions and/or answers on it and just shove it in your desk, and simply take it out and act like you are using it for paper to do the equation on; simple as that.
Pencil-to-Desk Cheat: Get to class a few minutes early, then pull out your study guide/notes that you will need on the test. Place them on the desk and pretend to write marginal notes on the papers, but really copy some short, abbreviated notes onto the desk. Try to write really fast, then when your teacher starts passing out tests, put your notes away and use what you have written on your desk. This trick is effective for short, hard to memorize notes because you can easily cover up the lead writing with your forearm and erase it afterward.
Locker Cheat: Do not take your notes with you to the test. Instead, leave them in your locker. Go over the test and do all of the questions you know. Make a mental note of the ones you don’t know the answers to and ask to go to the bathroom. If you are allowed to go, go to your locker, and use your notes to get the answers you need, then return ASAP before you forget them! This works best if your locker is relatively far away from where the test is taking place. It’s extremely important that you be very quick while you’re doing this. Also, this method will not work for tests where someone has to escort you to the bathroom.
Wristband Cheat: Write some study notes on a small piece of paper and slip it under a wristband. Then when the teacher isn’t looking, slide it out and take a peek. This can be done in several different ways: you can put your head down on your desk as if you are thinking and look, or you can even ask to go to the washroom and look at them there. Make sure that the paper is not sticking out!
Tissue Cheat: Write the information needed onto a tissue, and then before the test starts, put the tissue into a tissue box in the classroom (this works best with a tissue box in the back of the classroom). At some point during the test, go to the box and pull out the tissue. Face away from the class and pretend to blow your nose, when you’re actually looking at the answers. If there are many people who actually use tissue during class, alternatively, you can have the tissue in your pocket, and then blow your nose in the back of the room. Dispose of the tissue in the trash.
Headache Cheat: Write your information onto your hand. Pretend you’re under traumatic stress during the test by rubbing your eyes or head as if you have a headache. When you do that, look at the answers on your hand. It’s almost foolproof, since all you’re doing are the natural reactions of one under stress. This will not work with teachers who check hands before the test starts.
Scraps: In a math test or exam, you are usually allowed a piece of scrap paper. You can take advantage of this by pre-making your own version of scrap paper. Write the notes, formula, equations, symbolic functions, etc. so that you can just look at them when you are taking the test. Make sure that you are still lightly tracing your pre-wrote notes so your teacher won’t be suspicious.
The Dictionary Cheat: Some tests allow you to bring a dictionary or thesaurus inside the exam room. Thus, do bring your dictionary which has been scribbled in with formula, informations, charts, etc., and remember the page numbers. The teachers won’t flip every single pages of your dictionary, so the chances of you getting caught is slim.
The Cover Sheet Cheat: Two pieces of paper, one on top of the other. Write your notes on the top page, being sure you press hard. Upon the removal of the top sheet imprints of your notes will be visible on the underlying sheet.
The Mechanical Pencil Trick; Get an opaque mechanical pencil which takes in about 0.7 lead or thicker. Write all your notes on a single piece of paper and roll it up. Pop out the eraser from the pencil and slide your notes in. So whenever you need to look at some notes, pretend that you’re changing the lead and sneak a peak at the notes. This works well because a teacher isn’t going to look inside your pencil for cheat notes…
Clear Binder: If you have a test where you can have a binder present, use a clear one. Slip the answers under the bind (the clear part), then press hard down on the binder and bang your answers!
iPod or MP3 player: You need long sleeves for this cheat. Put the music player in you pants pocket and have the cord going up your sleeve. Make sure that you keep the sound on low. Have the music player playing a recording of the answers. Put your hand next to your ear and only yo can hear the answers.
Awkward…: Male or female: this WILL work. Write your test answers on the patch of your skin that lies under the elastic band of your boxers, tighty-whities, bathing suit, or whatever you desire to wear under your pants. If a teacher asks you to lower the elastic band and reveal the answers, an obvious retort would be: “are you serious?!?! I’m pretty sure that what you just asked me to do is illegal for a teacher to ask. It’s very personal, by the way.” Look shocked or else they will be very suspicious.
The Watch Cheat: This works best with the watches with a metal band that folds into three pieces and clips together. Take your watch off, and on the inside of the clasp (the parts you can’t see when it’s closed, but NOT the part against your wrist because it will wear off) you have room to write small notes/formula/whatever with a thin mechanical pencil. Just take your watch off and sit it on your desk, or play with it pretending to think. It can’t be seen while you have the watch on, and you can just wipe the notes off with your finger to destroy the evidence.
The Hidden Leg Style (most preferable for students who wear pants): This is really helpful for long essay tests. If you already know what the exam will be but don’t know how to answer a long essay, print or write the answer on a long or short bond paper. Before you go to your school or university, wrap the bond paper that you printed around your legs then tape it at both ends but be sure that you can twist the bond paper for you to read the other parts. When the test have started, make your legs to shape like a #4 with the cheating leg on the top then easily pull the part of your pants that covers the bond paper. When the teacher or professor goes around to check, just change the position of your legs or sit down normally and the part of the pants that hides the paper will automatically go down and cover the paper again.
The Invisible Ink: (suggested for people who know that they will be taking their exams in their own classroom): Using security ink that shows up under UV light, write your cheats on the wall before the exam starts (make sure that the wall that you’ll be writing on has a small column near it and is discreet, for example below desk level). When you get stuck, focus a UV torch on the invisible ink, and your answer is revealed. Your friends could also bring torches to view the same answers (but ensure you don’t tell anyone who is likely to snitch on you if they are caught).
In-Pen Trick: (works best if the teacher uses study carols or dividers to keep you from cheating off each other) You will need a pen with a see-through body so you are able to see the ink cartridge. Print a study guide or small cheat sheet in very small font, but not too small that the writing is illegible (size 6 or 7 is recommended). Next, dismantle the pen and tape the cheat sheet on the inside circumference of the pen’s body. Put the pen together again. You should be able to see the cheat sheet inside the pen, if you cannot, disassemble the pen and replace the paper until you can see it.
The Shoe Trick: (this works best if you have shoes you dislike or on converse that u enjoy writing on) First, you have to put everything you need to know on the sole or the side of your shoe (the side that if your crossing your legs, you can view) When you are taking the test, act like your crossing you legs (the men’s way) and look at the side of your shoe. then when a teacher is walking past, put your leg down.
Skirt Trick: (FOR GIRLS WITH SKIRTS) Okay this is the easiest way not to get caught. All you have to do is write what you need on your leg where it is covered by your skirt. All you have to do is slide it up during the test. Teachers cannot ask a girl to lift her skirt up to reveal what you wrote.
Scratch Paper Trick: If you’re taking a test that involves scratch paper, write down some notes on a notebook piece of paper and carefully slip it under the scratch sheet.(It helps if you hide the notebook paper under a coat or jacket)Take the paper and pretend to write on it. Enjoy your cheating! (DON’T GET CAUGHT!)
Small notes Trick: Good for medium length memory quiz’s. Write what you need to know very small on a small piece of paper and lay it in your lap during the quiz.
Another bathroom one I like, is to write all you know about the test, or all the answers on a piece of lined paper. Fold it up, and fasten tape on the back of it. Stick it underneath the toilet (lowest point you can), or on the wall behind it. Go to the restroom and review. Nobody should look under there. Don’t be dumb, don’t put your name on it. Try typing it up.
Another MP3 Method…
If you have an MP3/4 record some notes and instead of putting it in your ear put in in your sleeve. Make sure the earphone can come out when you need it from your sleeve. When you need to listen to something make a bored-confused-like expression and put the hand whit the earphone at your ear and look at your test like you are revizing it. This worked for several people.

Another MP3 method…
Ipods have an option where on the computer, you can go into the options and type in the lyrics for certain songs from your itunes library. These lyrics can be accessed on the ipod by listening to the song then clicking on the center button until they show up. It is easy so use these lyrics boxes to just type in whatever you need. This method works best if you have either a math or chemistry teacher who lets you use ipods during tests, as these subjects have information that is easily cheatable,such as formulas and simple terms, unlike english or a foriegn language

The Binder Method
Right your notes/formulas or whatever you need to know on a lined sheet of paper. Then put it into your binder so that it is the first sheet of paper, before everything else. Then when the test starts place it under you desk so that if you look down your binder is in view. Note: Make sure your binder is not upside down. Now right how your binder looked kinda whiteish and if you look at it all you can see is a paper with some sort of writing on it. But you can’t read the writing (and neither can your teacher). Now simply step on your binder, and voila! You can see the answers. This mathod only works if you have a see through binder.

[edit]Invisible 2Take a sheet of paper and lay it on a different sheet and press hard on the pencil and write the notes on the sheet. Then when you take the test take the sheet that was under the sheet that you wrote on out. Then shade the page and like magic the answers are there then when you are done (make sure you have a big eraser) erase the the shaded pencil marks then throw it away. If the teacher comes by flip the sheet over make sure you have some stuff on it and there you go.

[edit] TipsIt’s best to sit next to people who finish their test early so you can do most of you cheating after they’re done.(Just another precaution to not get caught)
If you must cheat for any reason remember to have circumstantial excuses that are beyond one’s control in order to confuse/tire out your teacher. (this usually means that he/she will give up long before you are halfway down your list of circumstantial situations), make sure they are believable and have some sort of physical evidence to back you up. For example: Noting that your granny died probably won’t be effective/relevant unless you actually missed the test date and have been talking about your ill granny for a while in advance.
Cheating is likely to result in your losing out on learning the things you will need to know later in life, so instead of cheating, studying your exam material is always preferable.
Play it cool… don’t panic, and don’t get caught.
Some people make sheets of notes that are like cheat sheets to use to study before the test. Just by making it, you obviated the need to use it. In this way, it can help to intend to cheat but then not actually do it.
If anything is suspected, be able to destroy the evidence. This means your cheat sheet, calculator/iPod memory. Again, the best time to destroy the evidence is at home, before the test occurs. This way there is nothing to get caught for.
Cheating takes practice. It also takes preparation. Making your cheat sheets and fake notes will help you study anyway, so you should even do better without even using the crutch.
After getting the answers by cheating, don’t write them right away to detract suspicion.
Use your language to advantage. If you speak a second language, cheating is even easier. Write your cheat notes on your arm in a language you know no-one else will understand, or in a code or cipher. Shorthand is very useful as it minimizes time too. NOTE: it may not work in languages exams!
Do all you can to avoid getting caught.
The amount of time you spend trying to cheat, and the risk you take in doing so usually outweighs the amount of time and energy needed to actually study and learn the material.
Don’t cheat in Korea because the teachers are very observant!
Know the teacher. Some teachers are cheat-able and some are not. Note: if the teacher still talks about the time s/he caught someone cheating three years ago, s/he’s cheat-able!
Cheating dumb teachers is easy and cheating smart teachers is fun, but the greatest satisfaction comes from cheating dumb teachers who think they’re smart.
If you have to look up a page instructing you how to cheat, there is a 99% probability that you will get caught cheating. See the Warnings section.
Watch Episode 7 of the ABC family show “Greek” for more information on cheating. There are some valuable tips there!
After you conduct your cheating, be it one of the previous methods or simply looking at a neighbor’s test, never look at the teacher. If you do, and you catch eye contact, it is almost a dead giveaway that you just cheated. Simply avoid looking at the teacher, regardless of how much you want to.
If you get caught using “The Shoe Cheat” while in math class, claim that the answers are important dates in your life. Example, if there is a 7294 on your foot, say your cousin was born on 7/02/94.
Cheat sparingly. If you cheat on EVERY test, you will most likely get caught the next time you cheat.
If you are smart, you will not need cheating because by writing the answers/formulas/etc, chances are you will remember it.
And PLEASE…don’t brag about cheating right after the test or in the same class. It’s stupid, it can get you a 0, or just ruin your life…HAVE FUN!

[edit] WarningsALWAYS be on the lookout for snitches.
Getting caught can get you dropped, failed, or expelled. It might be better to just fail the course and do it again.
The best way not to get caught is not to cheat. So think long and hard about it before you try anything suggested here. The time you spend preparing to cheat could probably be better spent studying.
Be smart, and know that if you sit front and center, you’re not going to be an effective cheater. But if you have studied at home and destroyed what would otherwise be cheat sheets, you can hold your head up high and sit anywhere you like.
It is best not to cheat. Study and you will not have to resort to cheating!
Be aware of the consequences of cheating. In some countries, the punishment is caning. More information is available at www.corpun.com (world corporal punishment research).
For some major tests, such as GCSEs in the UK, you may get all your test results canceled if you are caught cheating. For example, if you were found cheating in a maths test, you would get all your maths marks taken away and also possibly in every other test such as English, geography, etc. The worst sanction is to be banned from all the exam boards for five years – which means no A Levels or university.
In high school, getting caught cheating may remove you from any nomination for things such as National Honors Society etc. EXERCISE CAUTION.
Be careful. Cheating helps you on tests every now and then, but if you cheat too much, your teachers may not trust you again, and you will not learn anything for later life.
Some teachers may read wikiHow.
Remember, cheating on a test is just cheating on yourself

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